happy fucking thanksgiving

so, i just woke up a little less than an hour ago, haven't had coffee, haven't showered yet, but there is already familial drama. Mateo called about 10 mins ago to say that Dana (his girlfriend) has gone missing. Apparently she left last night and has not returned since, its already noon and no one has a clue where she is.
I have 2 pies and a big dish of macaroni to prepare in the next 2 hours and this bitch is... running off to create her own drama.
I figure as soon as i shower and start cooking i can slam back a corona and be wasted for the rest of the day.

update: she is found.